Make War, Not Love!

Today, it is the hippies turn... and I have far more to say about them than almost any other group.
First, I need to say thank you, for almost single-handedly destroying America in the 1960's. We still haven't recovered from your anti-patriotic assaults on this great nation. You cost us a war in your first decade of existence, and are threatening to do it again. Violence IS a perfectly legitimate solution to any problem, provided that all other measures have been tried and failed (and a lack of diplomatic progress is a failure, NOT a minor inconvenience). Violence solves matters rather thoroughly. Get used to it.
Second, the environment will survive the mistakes made by men. I am not advocating the destruction of the environment; I am just saying that chaining yourselves to trees and/or logging equipment is kind of stupid. And for the record, it doesn't look like you've been able to figure that one out for yourselves, so the rest of us (cue the music) POINT AND LAUGH!
Finally, there ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS ANIMAL RIGHTS! If we weren't supposed to eat them, why are they made out of meat? We evolved to eat them, use their bones for tools, and wear their skins for coats. That happens in a food chain; especially the one that we are on top of. So next time one of you pours a bucket of blood (or what looks like blood) on someone in a fur coat, and you get the stuffing knocked out of you, LEARN FROM IT. Being an idiot isn't a right covered by the Constitution.

Stay tuned!