Saturday, December 17, 2005

On the Other Hand...

Alright, as you all have no doubt figured out by now I tend to be a rather vocal, outspoken, and passionate writer (I would say orator, and those who work with me have heard me on my soapbox) very frustrated with the world around him. As such, I am making a momentary sanity check. Just because so much is going down the tubes doesn't mean that EVERYTHING is going down the tubes.

First off, anyone who has put their life on the line for a higher cause, you have my eternal respect. That means anyone in the military, or anyone who has been in the military, anyone so devoted to their faith that they feel the call to positions such as pastor, priest, missionary, or a dedicated parent who routinely places the needs of their children ahead of their own desires. We don't hear much about these good people on the news as good news doesn't grab attention, but I know what I see, and I respect that.

I also respect and appreciate those who have sought to make a positive impact on society. These people include politicians (those who serve solely for the benefit of their constituents, you know who they are because they either donate all of their salary to charity OR only work for a dollar a year), teachers, nurses, doctors, and some lawyers (they know who they are). Without individuals of such caliber, the sacrifices made by the men and women in uniform around the world may just go completely unnoticed, instead of largely ignored.

I see enough good in this world that I haven't given up all hope for mankind, yet. On the other hand, the world has made it pretty unfashionable to be concerned for anyone other than ourselves, so how long can we survive before we all become our own worst enemy?

DISCLAIMER

Just as a head's up to those of you who have never read my blog before, here is something that you should know: I disrciminate against everyone equally here based on evidence from the news media and my own personal experiences. No single group of people nor ANY individual is safe from my opinions if they continually commit acts of exceptional stupidity. So, as you read through any of these and you see your name or some other group that you identify with, STOP, open your mind, and see the point that I am trying to make. Oh, and be grateful I am not making my points with a large stick (yet...).

On the other hand, if you and yours have no reference here, please do me a favor and keep it that way. I have too much to mention here as it is...

On Matters of Faith

Brothers and Sisters of humanity, allow us to come together for a few moments and enjoy what we have in common instead of focusing on what it is that makes us different.

We may all follow different Gods, but the tenets of love, charity, respect, and faith are the same, regardless of whom to which we pray.

We may all have different color hair, eyes, and skin, but we all have the same genetic code written by the same force. There is but one race of humanity.

We may all hail from different cultures, but one of the greatest joys we have in this life is learning of and experiencing new cultures.

We may all speak different languages, but decency is fluent in them all.

We may have different governments, but each man is his own lord and master.

We may have different needs, but we all have the same rights to life, liberty, and the puirsuit of happiness.

We ARE all different, but we are so much the same. We bleed the same color, we laugh and cry and love and feel like all others do. We are all created equal, therefore we are all one family. No matter what label you give God, we are all His children. Let's live like it, let us renew the bonds of brotherhood we've paid lip-service to for the last century and take them to the next level. We're all one family, so embrace your brother and rejoice in his differences, for it is these that strengthen us, that make us unique, that provide for us an endless array of knowledge to learn.

Once More... With FEELING!

First, I must apologize to my faithful fans and fellow bloggers. It has been too long since I last made a post, and I have a few updates for you. As of today, my Bump Story blog is toast. I just don't have time right now. Such are the fortunes of war.

War, however, leads me AGAIN into today's subject of derision (such an AWESOME word...) as the President of Iran (terrorist cell leader) has stirred international public outcry by saying that the Holocaust was something we made up. Wow. How can I even begin to describe this idiot's action? Or the level of his stupidity? Are all these people (the Iranian President and his supporters) that braindead? Let's take a look at this from a historical and sociological point of view.
First, NEVER in the history of mankind has their been a nation of Palestine. Never has been and Allah willing NEVER WILL BE! This land was promised to the Israelites by the same God you social deviants claim to worship, and we have written proof. INSHALLAH. He wills it. Accept it, and move on. Stop blowing yourselves up for the Middle-East's version of New Jersey. We don't care; there are not enough of you and far too many of us.
Second, The Holocaust is FACT, not myth. Even if we did just make it up, giving these people part of Europe, Canada, the US of A, or even (gasp) Alaska won't solve anything. You claim that we put it above god and the prophets. Well, you sock-sucking rejects from a Happy Tree Friends video, God (through His prophets) told them they could HAVE this land. And by the way, just because we aren't fanatical Muslims looking for a reason to blows ourselves to kingdom come for elderly sheikh who's got a grudge against a wealthier nation doesn't mean that we have no God. Yes, that's right, ALLAH gave the Israelites the land they now occupy. GET OVER IT. Your monkey-ancestors moved in after the Romans ripped them away from the land, these lands, THEIR lands, and all the world did was agree to give it back, to which YOU idiots have no claim because it was never MORALLY yours anyway. How do like them apples?
I would trade a significant portion of my anatomy to be locked, unbound, in the same room as this so-called leader of a nation of martyrs, or whatever-the-heck-it-is that the Iranians are using to refer to themselves this week. I want to go round and round with this mentally-deficient excuse for protoplasm and beat him into a bloody pulp. I know that this is rather juvenile of me; however, when every other nation in the world refuses to do anything more than waggle a finger at him as punishment, SOMEONE must be man enough to step out, step up, and knock these idiots' heads in with a massive brick. When all other options have failed, violence IS an acceptable course of response. Trust me on this, as a professional warrior, when I say this guy needs to be MOAB'ed back into the Stone Age (which, by the way, most of his nation still lives in).

To the members of the Jewish community, both in Israel and around the world, on behalf of the human race, allow me to apologize for this miserable cretin. He speaks from an empty mind, and therefore must be held accountable for his words and his deeds. I tell you this, those of us in this world who have any modicum of intelligence de-cry the actions of this moron and all of his allies.

To the President of Iran, I give you two choices: apologize to the Jewish community of this world for your callow and close-minded thoughts, and step down as leader of Iran while disbanding your moronic administration and allow your people to take up the government of their choice; or face the wrath of an entire world sick of your pedantic crap. Mark my words, sooner or later we will get close enough to you to knock you down so hard you'll never get back up. I pray to Allah (or Jehovah, or God, or anyone else you want me to pray to) that I get the chance to land that blow myself. On that day, the last thing you will ever see is the rest of the global community standing, looking down at you, laughing and pointing.

Oh, yeah, and idiotic close-minded ill-advised comments are NOT a sign of piety. I bet your Mother and Father were brother and sister. Probably twins. Maybe one was a camel...